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These are busy times in Albert Square; in the dead of night the Scooby Doo gang finally unearthed poor Owen’s remains and the air was thick with putrefaction, screaming and Fatboy. It seems a strange irony that Owen will be remembered in...

6 July 2010 - 10:24am

Mrs B analyses Ben Mitchell, and wonders what can be done to put him on the straight and narrow.

Poor, hapless, occasionally hopeless Ben Mitchell.

He has only ever known a fragile existence; from the menengitis that left him partially deaf; his parents’ acrimonious split; the tragic death of his mother and most recently, his abuse...

17 April 2010 - 3:21pm

So at last, the secret’s out. The ’other’ secret. The one that goes a long way to explain why Ronnie Mitchell is the way she is. The violent temper and the icy inability to trust or relate to other people.

We all knew...

22 February 2010 - 12:35pm

A list of ’different’ categories for EastEnders 25th anniversary.

I did think of putting together 5 lists of favourite EastEnders males, females, villains and so on; but too often one persons icon is another ones pain in the proverbial. So instead, I offer you an irreverent collection of ’different’...

14 January 2010 - 12:35pm

Not so long ago, there lived a woman called Heather. One day, an angel appeared before her and told her that because of her Faith, she had been chosen to have a special baby. The baby would be the son of George Michael and she must name it after...

28 November 2009 - 5:28pm

I’m starting to think that Stacey Slater is one of the most complex, fully rounded characters that EastEnders has created. Staring vacant eyed into nothingness, a single tear rolling down her ravaged face, while her mother silently sobbed in...

19 June 2009 - 11:38am

This is possibly a poisoned chalice of a subject, but here goes. After an interminably long play out, we finally saw Danielle Jones reveal to Ronnie Mitchell that she was, in fact, her daughter.



I know I’m not alone in...

16 April 2009 - 10:12pm

Before Suzy Branning swayed off into the sunset, her parting shot to Peggy was to call her 'Walford's poison button mushroom', which some might say is putting it rather mildly. 'Toxic toadstool' or 'poison puffball' spring to mind.

Peggy's a...

15 February 2009 - 6:07pm

Unless, of course, you're a resident of Walford. Has 2008 been a vintage year? Or a bit of a dud? It's certainly been one full of melodrama; a live burial, an exploding house, a murder and a (soon to be non) resident paedophile. So, before I get...

6 December 2008 - 12:30pm

And so, Phil Mitchell pulled the lid off his own Pandora's Box and flung the contents everywhere. I anticipated a complete meltdown, but all we had was crisis-lite. It started promisingly, with poor Ben, wild eyed with fear and Phil losing control...

8 August 2008 - 1:03pm

'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned' is a quote that I'm sure Max Branning would agree with. After spending years lying and cheating his way through his marriage, he finally went an affair too far and tipped his wife Tanya over the...

4 July 2008 - 3:11pm

Actually this article is not solely about Ms Boyle, there are strange elements in EastEnders that I feel need airing...

Where do the production team hire their extras? The reason I ask is because a few of them look decidedly odd. Twice...

11 June 2008 - 1:20pm