Time for something a little different. Fahrenheit E20 is a collection of EastEnders poems written by Andrew Barber, which we’re reproducing here with his permission.

Published 8 July 2010

Deuteronomy 17:12, Denise 0

A poem about Lucas’ attempt to convince Denise he is the new messiah.

Published 29 June 2010

Janine Loses Another Man

A poem about the men in Janine’s life and her trouble in keeping them.

Published 23 June 2010

The Nut that Moved the Spanner

A poem on the subject of Ben and his current adventures.

Published 21 June 2010

Stella’s Vicious Circle

Stella lit the fuse
And years later,
Her bomb exploded into life.

Long after she landed
In a car park
On her wedding day,
Blood on the lace,
Blood on her face,
The sickness she passed ...

Published 20 June 2010

The Torment of St Lucas

A poem about Lucas and the demons that still chase him.

Published 1 May 2010

Knowing Jack

A poem, by new author Andrew Barber.

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